the trouble maker twins

yes, believe it or not im a trouble maker. not as much as i was when i was lil, but i am. my cousin jared visser is one too. thats why i call us the trouble maker twins. jared is 10 days older than i am, yet i seem to be the smarter one. he was up and walking before i was and i was sitting on the floor at my aunts house (his house) reading books. my aunt used to complain that shed have a stupid son since he couldnt read yet. i knew my alphabet at the tender age of 12months. thanks to seseme street, i also learned to read before i was the age of 3. i dont get into as much trouble as my cousin jared does though. i went up to utah with my dad for my cousin kristinas wedding (his younger sister) and i rode with him back to his house to change into somthing else. i saw a can of the energy drink monster and a can of the energy drink wired b-12. i told him, "you know theres more tarine in wired than there is in monster?" he said, "tarine? isnt that what they put in swimming pools? oh no wait thats CLORINE!" now whos the smartest? yes, he maybe in collage and im not, but still. i was in collage until the teachers clamined that i was too stupid and retarted to be in their classes ( i have aspbergers).